Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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Someone came in the potted fern
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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