I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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