Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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