put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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