I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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