I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
only if we run a train.
done.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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