waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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