If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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