are you so shy because you have an std?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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