Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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