I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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