how can u be prego again
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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