All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
