Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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