Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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