Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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