Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
This baby is an asshole
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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