Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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