i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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