I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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