i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
