Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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