I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
