is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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