So drunk its hurt
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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