glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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