I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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