You work out of a Hotel?
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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