During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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