my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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