So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
did you just send me my own nude
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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