i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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