dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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