So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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