I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
When are your genitals available?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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