Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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