i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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