It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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