he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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