So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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