That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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