how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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