i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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