I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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