ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
