I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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