So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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