You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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