try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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