So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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