i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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