just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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