i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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