just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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