btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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