"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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