You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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