9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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