I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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