I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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