Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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