It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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